this shit sucks.

MY NAME IS CEIL COYNE AND THINGS GO WRONG.

Jan 27
so my mom finally responded to my email: 
I hope your stay in gaol was pleasant enough and wonder if they have the same bail system as we do and should I set up a fund? I do hope you will get to church once in a while. I will let you go and I love you and miss you, 
With love, 
Mom
before you breathe that sigh of relief, remember that this is my life.  i received that email while extremely intoxicated.  in an attempt to reply with a nice email out of gratitude, i end up writing back to her:
dear mom im resentful that you were cooler than me at your age. fuck you, you asshole. -your daughter, cecilia.
i can’t catch a break from myself.  

so my mom finally responded to my email: 

I hope your stay in gaol was pleasant enough and wonder if they have the same bail system as we do and should I set up a fund? I do hope you will get to church once in a while. I will let you go and I love you and miss you, 

With love, 

Mom

before you breathe that sigh of relief, remember that this is my life.  i received that email while extremely intoxicated.  in an attempt to reply with a nice email out of gratitude, i end up writing back to her:

dear mom im resentful that you were cooler than me at your age. fuck you, you asshole. -your daughter, cecilia.

i can’t catch a break from myself.