this shit sucks.

MY NAME IS CEIL COYNE AND THINGS GO WRONG.

Jan 26
PERSPECTIVE POLICE PT. 2

PERSPECTIVE POLICE PT. 2


PERSPECTIVE POLICE!!!! PT. 1
"Last night we went out after drinking polish vodka (very strong…very bad idea) Step into the club…as soon as I get there end up talking/dancing with 30 something polish guy for most of the night. 4hours later we leave together (I leave my group) and go to this place…I’m not quite sure of how to describe it I’ve never heard of it in the states. But people go there strictly to have sex…its divided into booths and you close them with a curtain. We then leave. O yeah and maggie "protectiva" is condom in polish. Parts of the night are a tad blotchy like, why I left? why I left? why my underwear was in my purse? And what the fuck was the brothel-sex house?"
- ANONYMOUS (HHAHAHHAHAHA SORRY)

PERSPECTIVE POLICE!!!! PT. 1

"Last night we went out after drinking polish vodka (very strong…very bad idea) Step into the club…as soon as I get there end up talking/dancing with 30 something polish guy for most of the night. 4hours later we leave together (I leave my group) and go to this place…I’m not quite sure of how to describe it I’ve never heard of it in the states. But people go there strictly to have sex…its divided into booths and you close them with a curtain. We then leave. O yeah and maggie "protectiva" is condom in polish. Parts of the night are a tad blotchy like, why I left? why I left? why my underwear was in my purse? And what the fuck was the brothel-sex house?"

- ANONYMOUS (HHAHAHHAHAHA SORRY)


lost my room key in circumstances for which i am too embarrassed to retrieve it. am now following my roommate everywhere she goes. attending classes has become increasingly more difficult. 

lost my room key in circumstances for which i am too embarrassed to retrieve it. am now following my roommate everywhere she goes. attending classes has become increasingly more difficult. 


Jan 25
came home drunk and decided to email my mom.  of course it went like this: 
dearestmother,i know i havent emailed you back but its only because i thought  calling you would be more effective..   but that didnt work.  anywY ireland has beeen preettty epic.  ive already spent the night in jail.  ive hooked up with random irish boys.  i dont know if youd be proud or not. im sorry.
anyway this is the way my life goes 
not with a bang but a whimper.


 ”my one regret in life is that i am not someone else” -woody allen.
this shit sucks.

came home drunk and decided to email my mom.  of course it went like this: 

dearestmother,

i know i havent emailed you back but its only because i thought  calling you would be more effective..   but that didnt work.  anywY ireland has beeen preettty epic.  ive already spent the night in jail.  ive hooked up with random irish boys.  i dont know if youd be proud or not. im sorry.

anyway this is the way my life goes

not with a bang but a whimper.


 ”my one regret in life is that i am not someone else” -woody allen.


this shit sucks.


so here are some pictures of my self-inflicted bite mark from irish jail. im not sure if you can make out the bruises in the photos but they take up about half my forearm. 

guarda officer: maam, you need to tell me your name.

me: it’s on my necklace! just look at my necklace! (i show him my necklace)

officer: maam, i’m going to need your real, full name.  we would appreciate it if you would cooperate.

me: it’s on my necklace! just look at my necklace!

officer: your real, full name is Saint Cecilia?

me: yes. 

i hate my life.


late dec. 09:

my dad: …and this is my daughter cecilia

me: hi, it’s nice to meet you

stranger with an accent: oh, are you the naughty cecilia?

EEEFFFFFFFFFFFF.

late dec. 09:

my dad: …and this is my daughter cecilia

me: hi, it’s nice to meet you

stranger with an accent: oh, are you the naughty cecilia?

EEEFFFFFFFFFFFF.


Jan 24
i had to spend the night in irish jail.  
i don’t know why i got arrested or where i was when it happened.  all i know is that it felt like michael collins era prison.  it was freezing and i was still drunk so i really believed that if i thought hard enough i would be able to escape.
i also decided that as soon as i broke out of there i was gonna call my mom and tell her everything.  thank god i lost my phone.  sort of. 
oh and the best part is that irish jail is a bit emotionally distressing, and because i had no sharp objects to distract me from the horror of it all I BIT MYSELF.
i hate my life.

i had to spend the night in irish jail.  

i don’t know why i got arrested or where i was when it happened.  all i know is that it felt like michael collins era prison.  it was freezing and i was still drunk so i really believed that if i thought hard enough i would be able to escape.

i also decided that as soon as i broke out of there i was gonna call my mom and tell her everything.  thank god i lost my phone.  sort of. 

oh and the best part is that irish jail is a bit emotionally distressing, and because i had no sharp objects to distract me from the horror of it all I BIT MYSELF.

i hate my life.


Jan 23
so i chose last night as “im gonna get way too drunk and inappropriately over-share about everything in my life to virtual strangers” night. 
it also happened to be “perv on guys who aint into it” night, which, for obvious reasons, made for quite a bad impression.  
somewhere in that mixture of creepy and depressing you can find where i lost all the friends i never had in the first place. 
my name is ceil and this shit sucks.

so i chose last night as “im gonna get way too drunk and inappropriately over-share about everything in my life to virtual strangers” night. 

it also happened to be “perv on guys who aint into it” night, which, for obvious reasons, made for quite a bad impression.  

somewhere in that mixture of creepy and depressing you can find where i lost all the friends i never had in the first place. 

my name is ceil and this shit sucks.


Jan 22
a friend asked me for advice on whether or not to hook up with a guy.  she wasnt sure what to do because of overriding circumstances with another girl who happened to be her good friend. i just looked at her and said:
shit’s gonna suck if you do and shit’s gonna suck if you don’t so you should probably just do it already.
i hate myself. so does friend-of-friend.

a friend asked me for advice on whether or not to hook up with a guy.  she wasnt sure what to do because of overriding circumstances with another girl who happened to be her good friend. i just looked at her and said:

shit’s gonna suck if you do and shit’s gonna suck if you don’t so you should probably just do it already.

i hate myself. so does friend-of-friend.


Jan 20
my flight to ireland was at 9am, new years day. i decided to thizz on new years eve. 
im walking out the door with my father for the airport at 7 oclock in the morning. 
im still coming down from ecstasy and right at that moment i find out im flying to the wrong airport on the other side of the country. 
i forgot to tell my dad that my orientation was in dublin.  obviously, he booked a ticket to galway.
this shit sucks.  and its always my fault.

my flight to ireland was at 9am, new years day. i decided to thizz on new years eve. 

im walking out the door with my father for the airport at 7 oclock in the morning. 

im still coming down from ecstasy and right at that moment i find out im flying to the wrong airport on the other side of the country. 

i forgot to tell my dad that my orientation was in dublin.  obviously, he booked a ticket to galway.

this shit sucks.  and its always my fault.