this shit sucks.

MY NAME IS CEIL COYNE AND THINGS GO WRONG.

Sep 21

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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Jul 19

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

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Jun 18

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May 8
“Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?”

10 word story" series - #27  (via seulray)

the story so far

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Apr 30
someone please put clive owen in a kerouc biopic. now.  thank you. from ceil and maggie.

someone please put clive owen in a kerouc biopic. now.  thank you. from ceil and maggie.


Feb 23
step 1: book plane flight to paris for the weekend

step 2: stand back in awe as i admire how my life has turned into something so beautiful

step 3: french pilots go on strike

step 1: book plane flight to paris for the weekend

step 2: stand back in awe as i admire how my life has turned into something so beautiful

step 3: french pilots go on strike


Feb 22
im sitting at a table of nice, normal girls that i hang out with.
resident of a house that we party at on a regular basis comes over and asks us, looking directly at me:
so which one of you wiped blood all over the walls of our bathroom friday night?

oddly (and i cant stress enough how odd this really is), i know for a fact that it wasn’t me. 
of course, that’s not going to stop everyone from assuming that it was. 
this shit sucks. what the fuck.

im sitting at a table of nice, normal girls that i hang out with.

resident of a house that we party at on a regular basis comes over and asks us, looking directly at me:

so which one of you wiped blood all over the walls of our bathroom friday night?


oddly (and i cant stress enough how odd this really is), i know for a fact that it wasn’t me. 

of course, that’s not going to stop everyone from assuming that it was. 

this shit sucks. what the fuck.


Feb 16
last night i put ranch dressing on my frosted flakes. 

i hate so much about the things i choose to be.

last night i put ranch dressing on my frosted flakes. 

i hate so much about the things i choose to be.


Feb 9
im going to hell.  

because its not really that easy to get drugs in galway you can buy super cutty legal shit in headshops.  pills are usually packaged as plant food and powders as bath salts.  yeah, pretty sketchy.  anyway some irish dude recommended this one called blow that imitates the effects of ecstasy using god knows what kinds of chemicals.  i tried it and liked it.  i recommended it to other people in my program. 

and then all of a sudden, everyones doing it.  and all the time.  
girls who had never smoked weed before have started popping fake plant food ecstasy like every fucking weekend.  and everyone recognizes that its all my fault.  

EEEFFFFFFFF

im going to hell.  

because its not really that easy to get drugs in galway you can buy super cutty legal shit in headshops.  pills are usually packaged as plant food and powders as bath salts.  yeah, pretty sketchy.  anyway some irish dude recommended this one called blow that imitates the effects of ecstasy using god knows what kinds of chemicals.  i tried it and liked it.  i recommended it to other people in my program. 

and then all of a sudden, everyones doing it.  and all the time.  

girls who had never smoked weed before have started popping fake plant food ecstasy like every fucking weekend.  and everyone recognizes that its all my fault.  

EEEFFFFFFFF



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